Arctic Monkeys - Do I Wanna Know (Split)
The left ear is the original version while the right ear is an acoustic version of the song which I found here. Make sure you use headphones!
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THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE
"hey don’t you have a crush on…"
that gif is perfectly looped wtf
walking barefoot in the locker room of a public pool like
if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head
Has anyone figured this out yet
i like how her hair just magically disappears
Tumblr Pro Ft. Doug Dimmadome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome
Doug Dimmadome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?!
Correct, that is Doug Dimmadome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome. Tumblr Pro is featuring Doug Dimmadome, Onwer of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.
The same Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome founder and inventor of the Dimmsdale Dimmadollars coiner of the term “Dimmadarn” and owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome where they’re showing Crash Nebula?
Whoever runs the Taco Bell twitter is pretty cool.
wow even zombies feel like we do
this movie was perf tho
This film is basically the socially acceptable version of Twilight.
His name was Romeo.
YOU SPOILED IT FOR ME IT WAS CROSSED OUT BUT I READ IT ANYWAY I HAVEN’T READ THE SEQUELS YET
HER NAME JULIE(T)
THE BALCONY SCENE?! HE WANTED TO SEE HER AGAIN?! FROM "TWO DIFFERENT WORLDS"?! R KILLED SOMEONE WHO WAS CLOSE TO JULIE?!
SOMEONE JUST MADE A FUCKING ZOMBIE AU!ROMEO AND JULIET- BUT THEY ACTUALLY LIVED AND HAD A HAPPY ENDING
HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS??!!
the book was based off romeo and juliet. that’s why his friend is M. Mercutio.
wait, this wasn’t obvious to everyone else…? :-/
the only acceptable version of romeo and juliet imo
The year is 2050. The government of the United States of America has successfully resurrected Ronald Reagan and elected him as the permanent President of the United States for the rest of eternity. He is just about to give a speech concerning the war with the Russian Empire when suddenly a sharp pain strikes in his head.
"Gah… I am feeling a sharp pain in my head. Who is to blame for this?" Reagan exclaims.
A thud is heard in the background. Out, wobbling, comes none other than…
"Dick!" Ronald gasps. "Are you to blame for this nightmarish headache I’m experiencing?!"
Dick chuckles. He shakes his head and looks at the floor.
"Nah, sorry Ron! Was out with the boys duck hunting and seemed to have…overshot a bit. Won’t happen again, promise!"
Ronald blushes and shakes his head. He feels somewhat embarrassed, now knowing it was his old companion only having shot him through the head once.
"Oh Dick, you got me again!" Ronald chuckles. "You prankster, you!"
"what’s the ruckus, boys?" Bush utters, venom in his words. He turns to Dick and says angrily, "I thought you told me you were ‘too busy to hang out….’"
"Now, now, George. I told you I was too busy to hang out with you today, but tomorrow night, you are mine,” Dick utters, every word having George grumble deep in his throat.
"No, Dick. I need you. Today. Right now. Meet me in the office in 20 minutes sharp.”
Reagan looks at his two comrades sternly. “Now now, my boys. Now is not the time for fooling around. We are in a state of national emergency. We must gather our nuclear weaponry and fire upon the Russian Empire within the next hour.”
"I’m sorry," Bush says after a short pause. I just.. it gets so lonely lately. The kids are never around and…
Bush is interrupted by a loud rumbling noise in the distance
"what the hell is that!?" Bush screams.
Why, who else would it be but…
"Sarah?!" Bush shrieks.
Sarah brushes her dull pantsuit off and stands up, having fallen over backstage. Ronald comes up behind her and sniffs her breath as she pants.
"Alcohol," he mutters.
"Sarah," Dick breathes. "Are you…drunk?!"
Sarah puts up her finger as if to stop his rambling right there. “Hold up.”
"I’m not drunk," she explains, "this is not alcohol on my breath, but a cleverly-scented, vodka-flavored gum which I have chewed in an attempt to fit in with the Russians. I can see Russia from my house, after all."
Ronald looks interested. “So you have new leads on the Russian plans?”
Suddenly Sarah begins to twitch. “New… leads? You have been spying on the Russian Empire? I had suspected as such.” She begins to peel off her skin, revealing that she was not Sarah Palin after all, but none other than Ivan the Terrible, the current Emperor of the Russian Empire.
"You will regret your treachery!" Ivan shouts.
a short figure steps out from behind the clutter.
“Yuri?” exclaims Reagan in disbelief
"You foolish Americans thought that you could conspire against the Russian Empire and get away with it?" Yuri looks off pensively at the moon. "I was the first human in space… and soon, I will be the last."
"What are you saying Yuri?" Bush demands
"Enough of this tom-foolery," a voice in the background rings. "One more word and the nukes go off now.”
Dick, Ronald, Ivan, and Yuri all turn and gasp in shock.
Ivan rolls his eyes. “You’re full of nothing but empty threats, Alex.”
Alexander the Great whips his head around and narrows his eyes at Ivan the Terrible. “Am I?”
He swiftly takes a button out of his pocket and his forefinger hovers over it as he ponders what he’s about to do. He looks up at the rest of the people in the building.
"Well, I’d like to—"
Alexander rolls his eyes and presses the button. The nukes have gone off for the last time.
The year is 3000. A middle school history class is being held in someplace other than the United States or Russia. The teacher has just finished his lesson on the Russo-American War of 2050.
"And that, students, is why we have marked out the United States of America and the Russian Federation from all of the maps in the world. Any questions?"
The kids are silent.
"Good. Class dismissed."