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7:23am July 23, 2014
6:28am July 23, 2014

Reblog this and see what you get.

  • 1: You’re ugly.
  • 2: I hate your tumblr.
  • 3: I love your tumblr.
  • 4: You’re my Tumblr crush.
  • 5: Your Tumblr is amazing.
  • 6: You’re hot.
  • 7: You’re gorgeous.
  • 8: You’re pretty.
  • 9: I want your number.
  • 10: I’m on your blog often.
  • 11: I want you.
  • 12: You're lovely.
  • 13: You're fucking sexy.
  • 14: I want to hug you.
  • 15: Let me love you.
  • 16: Hit me up
5:32am July 23, 2014
4:37am July 23, 2014

youaintshitok:

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.

That makes it a plant.

Chocolate is salad.

3:42am July 23, 2014
jolly-plaguefather:

cousinborris:

This is a brilliant idea

… THIS IS THE BEST THING. I NEED THIS DONE NOW! ALRIGHT, PUBLISHERS, COME TAKE ALL MY BOOKS AWAY AND FIX THEM! MAKE THEM SO I CAN DO THAT!

jolly-plaguefather:

cousinborris:

This is a brilliant idea

… THIS IS THE BEST THING. I NEED THIS DONE NOW! ALRIGHT, PUBLISHERS, COME TAKE ALL MY BOOKS AWAY AND FIX THEM! MAKE THEM SO I CAN DO THAT!

2:46am July 23, 2014
1:51am July 23, 2014

XMFC » Favorite lines

12:55am July 23, 2014

disneyisinmyblood:

This line is so underrated

11:05pm July 22, 2014

polople:

jimmyneuteredtron:

imageKim Pastabowl

call me, cheese me if you wanna eat me

10:09pm July 22, 2014

deathbedscene:

having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together

9:14pm July 22, 2014
8:19pm July 22, 2014
nabico:

ghzzs:

nabico:

now he’s talking to me about how important exercise is

who is this guy

he’s a japanese man named tanaka who added me completely out of the blue one day and sometimes we talk together and it’s magical
he plays the guitar but only does “stand by me” by phil collins and he will do it for you over and over

nabico:

ghzzs:

nabico:

now he’s talking to me about how important exercise is

who is this guy

he’s a japanese man named tanaka who added me completely out of the blue one day and sometimes we talk together and it’s magical

he plays the guitar but only does “stand by me” by phil collins and he will do it for you over and over

7:23pm July 22, 2014
6:28pm July 22, 2014

motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

5:33pm July 22, 2014

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this